Massage, minus the
spa attitude.
Every session is customized to your body and your mood. Not sure what to book? Start with Zen AF for relaxation or The Knotty List if you're here to fight some knots. You can always add an upgrade.
Signature Sessions
The crowd favorites. When you want the whole shebang.

Inked Red "The Works"
Can't decide between Swedish, deep tissue, hot stones, red light and stretching? Good. Don't. This full-body fix is the ultimate treat-yourself session: hot stones to melt tension, deep work where it hurts (in a good way), stretching, and red light to finish.

Golden Hour Glow
A luxurious full-body massage using shimmer oil infused with gold mica, vitamin E and summer botanicals. Hydrates, soothes and leaves your skin glowing. Perfect before a beach day or a night out.

Hot as Hell
This isn't some spa ritual where we gently lay rocks on your back and whisper about your chakras. Heated stones glide over tight, overworked muscles like a stress-smashing steamroller, letting the heat melt tension so the work can go deeper.

High Vibes, Low Tension
Stress relief on plant-based steroids. You're slathered in premium Stirling CBD oil while your muscles get worked like they owe us money. CBD won't get you high, but it does help calm inflammation and soreness.
Deep Work & Recovery
For knots with a grudge and muscles that mean business.

The Knotty List
Break up with your tension. Slow, firm pressure that dives deep (like your ex stalking you on Instagram) to target chronic muscle tension, improve circulation, reduce inflammation, boost flexibility and even help your posture. Intense, in the best way.

Suck It Up
Ever wanted to look like you lost a friendly fight with a giant octopus and feel amazing afterward? Ancient healing meets modern badassery. Silicone cups create suction that lifts tissue, boosts circulation and releases stubborn knots.

The Bitchy Back
Your low back called. It's tired of carrying your stress (and your bad posture). Spoiler: most low back pain actually starts in the glutes, so yep, we're going there, digging into tight hips and glutes to release the real culprits.

The Hangover Fix
For bad decisions, worse pillows, or one tequila too many. Got a head full of stress and shoulders up by your ears? Let's knead the chaos out of your upper body. It's Ctrl+Alt+Delete for your tension, minus the panic.

The Oh Sh*t Special
Short on time, big on tension? This focused session zeroes in on one problem area (neck, shoulders, back, whatever's yelling loudest) to reduce muscle tension and boost circulation, fast.

Footloose & Pain Free
Every body part is mapped on your feet. Whether your organs need a pep talk or your brain needs a reset, reflexology is weird, ancient and weirdly effective. Bonus: you don't have to take your pants off. Grab the 4-session package and save $20.
Mama Care
Prenatal and postnatal massage for the humans who make humans.

Womb Service
Growing a human is hard. Your back's screaming, your hips feel like they're rotating off the hinges, and sleep? Ha. That's cute. Lots of pillows and soothing, pregnancy-safe techniques to ease back pain, reduce swelling and save your sanity (and your spine).
Upgrades
Add any of these to any massage when you book.
CBD
+$20Stirling CBD oil to soothe sore muscles and calm inflammation. No high, just high-functioning chill.
Cupping
+$10Suction to boost circulation and release deep knots. Leaves you loose, light and slightly spotted.
Red Light
+$15Because your cells deserve to feel sexy too. Boost collagen, reduce inflammation, glow like a demigod.
Golden Shimmer
+$10Nourishing gold-infused mica oil for a glow that'll have you feeling like a goddess.


